SUNDAY FUNNIES presented by DIRT BAG PADDLERS

DIRTBAGS by “Chicago”
“Chicago” guides for Kosir’s Rapid Rafts in Wisconsin. Harass him here 
BUBBLE STREET by Paul Mason
Mr Mason is a whitewater canoeist and artist who is available for commissioned pieces. His work is at http://bubblestreet.ca/
BAD GUIDE JOKES by regular dirtbags
As you can see, we serve em up unedited… Hah! Message us on our Facebook page to see YOUR guide joke 
here! 

DIRTBAGS OF HISTORY by o.g. wallace
Mr Wallace travels the world of whitewater, residing wherever he lays his helmet. You’ll have to swim to message him.
DIDNT MEME NO HARM by Guy DeBag 
Guy (pronounced GHEE) prefers his ancestral home, Bag End, and raft paddling his double IK. He can be reached there by messaging Douche Bag Paddlers on Facebook. Look em up. 
WHITEWATER WORD GAMES 
Message us the answers on our Facebook page for a chance to win a free DBP sticker.
Gear Box:
_._.E._._._._._._  : custy losers theirs and they’ll be glad to see you with this
Old-School Vocab:
_._.R._._._._._._  : once considered the ultimate kayak freestyle move
Raftguide Lingo: 
_._._._._  : flip someone else’s raft; grab someone else’s custys, gear, girl.
River of the DBWorld:
_._._._._._._  : classic SE run featured every spring in a weeklong whitewater celebration, scene of open boat WALLACE 
LAST WEEK’S ANSWERS: 
LOCKING CARABINER
CATCH A CRAB
UPWARD WALLACE
POTOMAC
RIVER QUOTES ~ great quotes from around the world. 
“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I’d have one of the few major beards in the world that grew north.”
Jarod Kintz from “This Book is Not FOR SALE”
DIRTBAG EVENTS CALENDAR
What’s up next for the DBWorld:
Wind Festival! Class V PNW treats at it’s BEST! There will be plenty of DBP Admins on the loose pushin’ rubber and Wallace on the first big whitewater event of the season! Look for Greg, Cheech, Rob, Dan, or Priscilla… but especially Greg as he’ll have the DBP swag. Our homies at PNW Kayakers have set up this map for your use: http://pnwkayakers.com/western-whitewater-championship-series/wind-river-festival-downloadable-event-map/ and of course don’t forget that the day after the Wind race is the Farmlands race on the White Salmon. More info on the Wind on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/703836086399910

WHAT’S RUNNING STRONG THIS WEEKEND IN MURICA?
The East is on the rise! We chose to highlight our favorite West By God run, the GAULEY. If you’ve seen it above 5 grand … You know. It’s ripping today! 
Please support our brothers & sisters at American Whitewater as they fight to protect OUR rights as boaters. They have the best free page of river gauges of America out there. www.americanwhitewater.org
Have a great week everyone! And remember, DBP MAGAZINE ONLINE’s mission statement:
“We exist to share stories of paddlers of all disciplines from all over the world; to interview icons and play makers in the paddling community and whitewater industry; to preserve the stories of our collective history; to raise awareness of and to protect our rivers and resources; to promote whitewater festivals and events; to report on competitions and competitors in the race community; to give a home to the artistic side of paddling in poetry, artwork, music, comics, and humor; to be inclusive not exclusive, to preach unity and support, safety and camaraderie; to break down the barriers that separate society; to have a global outlook with a local feel; and to celebrate the Dirtbag Lifestyle!”
So get out there, be awesome, and make this world a better place!!
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